January 24, 2007

Environmental Wacko Pick

Listened to the State of the Uion address last night ... not much to comment on. I feel like I've heard it all before. The most interesting part of the speech to me is watching which side of the aisle applauds which points. My wife watched with me last night and said "That must be where the Democrats are sitting."

Touche'.

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For about three years I listened to Rush Limbaugh every day (back in the mid-90s). I don't listen at all now, except for the occasional surfing the dial while riding in the car. But one thing I always thought was funny was his environmental wacko pro football picks. He would go through the games to be played the upcoming weekend and predict the outcome based on the natural order of things -- tongue-in-cheeck of course.

Dolphins vs. Packers -- Wait till those Packers get ahold of a Dolphin!

Patriots vs. Redskins -- We already know what happened when Patriots encountered Redskins!

Falcons vs. Cardinals -- The meek Cardinals will get eaten alive!

The upcoming Super Bowl pits the Indianapolis Colts vs. the Chicago Bears. Hmmmm ... Colts vs. Bears. These two animals would not be natural enemies of one another, as Colts can easily outrun Bears. Yet, Bears express a certain tenacity and carnivorous spirit that Colts do not. Therefore, the Bears will catch the Colts and tear them apart, gorging on their hindshanks like a Sunday buffet!

(In truth, I think the Colts are the better team and Peyton Manning is going to finally get his first Super Bowl ring.)

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